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Old Aug 24, 2005, 01:48 PM // 13:48   #1
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Who got laid more James Bond, Austin Powers or Joey from Friends?

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Old Aug 24, 2005, 02:09 PM // 14:09   #2
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Going purely on canonical references Mr bond has it i believe
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 02:13 PM // 14:13   #3
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What do the canon priests have to do with bond getting laid....
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 02:33 PM // 14:33   #4
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I'd have to go with Bond as well, he just has to many years on the others
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 02:43 PM // 14:43   #5
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Well, I'll say bond did more but Powers can go back in time and get with other girls.
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 02:52 PM // 14:52   #6
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I didn't watch Friends, so I can't comment on Joey.

I'd have to say Bond, definitely. Austin Powers got around, but he usually stuck with one girl once he got her. Bond was often with more than one per movie.
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 02:54 PM // 14:54   #7
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Dont really like Austin Powers but.....does it ever REALLY hint that he's gotten a piece? I mean at least in the Bond flicks it shows em in bed with some ;-)
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 03:08 PM // 15:08   #8
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eh... i'll say joey
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 03:16 PM // 15:16   #9
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 03:20 PM // 15:20   #10
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never actually see joe get laid.... he cud ave just been lying all the time. Joeys living a lie! the systems corrupt! dig it to the man!
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 04:18 PM // 16:18   #11
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I am 100% sure it's Joey. This is from one of the episodes:

Chandler "You've had allot of sex right?"
Joey "When, Today? Some, not allot."

Although Austin Powers may be close. Bond only gets laid about once per move.
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 04:21 PM // 16:21   #12
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austin powers was a swinger.....that should answer your question
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 04:34 PM // 16:34   #13
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Ok so what if we add Wilt Chamberlain to the mix, he stated that he has had 20,000 women....
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 04:38 PM // 16:38   #14
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Do the math people ... Bond has had what ... 20 movies? So if you spot him three chicks a flick ... which is PRETTY generous considering the Pierce Brosnon MONOGOMY idea ... that's 60 chicks ...

How many episodes in one season of television? Again ... 20 or 28 episodes? Joey's got Bond tied by about the second season ... and by the time the series is done it's run, he's way out in the lead ...

Never mind that he's now moved onto the West Coast ... all kinds of action he hasn't tapped there yet ...

Although the Austin Powers Time Travel concept does also grant a certain amount of untapped 'layage' ... hmmm ...

Still ... gotta go with my man Joey ... How You Doin?
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Quality not quantity. See Joey might have been laid more often but each time it was less of a lay (he's no James Bond you know) so I conclude that the answer to life is 42 :^P
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 08:02 PM // 20:02   #16
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Although the Austin Powers Time Travel concept does also grant a certain amount of untapped 'layage' ... hmmm ...
Fem-bots don't count.

And since there have been a FEW James Bonds, they're not allowed adding all their women up.

Thus, Joey is the winner, as he is now on his SECOND show.
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 08:06 PM // 20:06   #17
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Well the 20 or so movies are only a partial accounting of his time so if you figure that a movie might have covered 4 to 8 weeks of real time and you gave him 3 "chicks" so lets say over the course of a year that could be 18 a year for 40 years so the number is 720 and that would be a minimum.
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 08:42 PM // 20:42   #18
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But it would be the same chicks over and over again, so he loses points. Joey gets a new one everytime.
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